Friday, March 24, 2006


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac; you probably really are sick.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now may not wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M..
9. You can live without sex longer than without your glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations because you can share yours.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
14. You sing along with elevator music and haven't a clue what is popular music today.
15. Your eyes won't get much worse.
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
20. You can't remember who sent you this list.

And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience

Monday, March 20, 2006

PRAISE BLOG for Everyone

I know I opened this blog for prayer request, I think it is also important to report the praises we have also. It may be an answer to a prayer, a small or large success in our lives, anything uplifting!
"All things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."
Matthew 21:22